I bold all that apply to
me.
I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be
anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my
wrist.
I’m a NEGRO, so I MUST
carry a gun.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a
ditz.
I’m JAMAICAN, so I MUST
smoke weed.
I’m HAITIAN, so I MUST eat
cat.
I’m
ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be
greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have
AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST
have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a
terrorist.
I
SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST
think gaypeople should go to hell.
I’m a GAY RIGHTS
SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST
shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m ATHEIS, so I MUST hate
the world.
I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION,
so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST
not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST
not believe in being responsible.
I’m LIBERAL, so I MUST be
gay.
I live in the SOUTH, so I
MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take)
ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only
want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have
a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own
a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I
MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I
MUST be a whore.
I’m a DANCER, so I MUST be
stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I
wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do
drugs.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a
conceited snob.
I
WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I
MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend
my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I
MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A
MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I
MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear
my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST
have a “big one”.
I’m EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be
a terrorist.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not
be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I
MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY
COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS
IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m
INTO THEATRE and ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I
MUST be a crazy political activist.
I
HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I
HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I
MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST
be a drug dealer.
I
WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be
a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I
MUST be GAY TOO.
I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST
have a BIG BUTT.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I
MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST
be in MS 13.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be
greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be
lazy.
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST
like llamas.
I’m a STONER, so I MUST be
going in the wrong direction.
I’m
a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I’m
STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I
MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love
fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m
a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I’m SINGLE, so I MUST be
ugly.
I’m a SKATER, so I MUST do
weed and steal stuff.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST only
wear black and date only other punks.
I’m
ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does homework 24/7.
I’m CATHOLIC, so I MUST
hate homosexuals.
I’m MIXED, so I MUST be
screwed up.
I’m
MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m in BAND, so I MUST be
a dork.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST
believe Jesus wuz a brotha.
I’m MORMON, so I MUST be
perfect.
I’m WHITE and have black
friends, so I MUST think I’m black.
I’m GOTH, so I MUST
worship the devil.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be
dirty.
I’M
NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST
have a problem with self control.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun
those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m on a DANCE TEAM, so I
MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’m
YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST
have hopped the border.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love
watermelon or fried chicken.
I’m BI, so I MUST think
every person I see is hot.
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I
MUST have a “small one”.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so
I MUST be gay.
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be
rich.
I
DON’T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I
HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I’M A GUY THAT WEAR TIGHT
PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I COULDN’T HURT A FLY, so
I MUST be a pussy.
I HANG OUT WITH DRINKERS
AND SMOKERS, so I MUST drink and smoke too.
I
HAVE ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I
DON’T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I
HAVE A DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I
TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot,
so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I’m
DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST
want everyone to see my boobs.
I
READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I HANG OUT WITH A FORMER
PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m TEXAN, so I MUST ride
a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a
satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I
MUST be homosexual.
I’m INTELLIGENT, so I MUST
be weak.
I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be
obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.
I’m WELSH, so I MUST love
sheep.
I’m
a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST
talk with a funny accent.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch
my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST
love hockey and beavers.
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be
on Welfare.
I’ a FEMINIST, so I MUST
have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST
have a stereotype.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I
go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be
a vampire.
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST
be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST
speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad
teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be
responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and
future.
I
DON’T LIKE YAOI OR YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’M
NOT in the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I CARE
ABOUT ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I
HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be
having cyber sex.
I’m PAGAN, so I MUST
sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I’m PAGAN, so I MUST
worship satan.
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I
MUST be against abortion.
I’m SWEDISH, so I MUST be
a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST
want to get with every single girl that I see.
I
like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I
like READING, so I must be a loner.
I have my own spiritual
ideology, therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a
satanist.
I DISAGREE with my
GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be
an old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be
gay.
I
DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I
like GAMES, ANIME, and MANGA, so I MUST be childish.
I’m SWEDISH, therefore I
MUST be white.
I
SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be
mean.
I’m
STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST
hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I write LEMONS, so I MUST
be a twisted pervert.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST
be a dork or nerd.
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT,
so I MUST take steroids.
I can’t SPELL, so I MUST be
retarded.
I
like to be WEIRD, so I MUST be smoking weed.
I’m BELIEBER, so I MUST be
crazy, little, and obsessed kid.
I’m
a PERSON so I MUST be labeled.
I’m
HUMAN, so I MUST be judged.