1. Do not allow children to
watch television, read old books or play with puzzle boxes or dolls
unsupervised.
Jangan pernah membiarkan anak2 untuk nonton TV, baca buku tua, bermain
puzzle atau boneka, tanpa sepengetahuanmu.
2. Never buy your kids a doll
that talks.
Jangan pernah belikan anak2 mainan/ boneka yg dapat berbicara. (kayak
Chucky)
3. Don't mess with objects
that you have NO earthly idea what they are. They will either conjure up the
evil creature, or teleport you to alternate worlds.
Jangan maen2/ iseng sama benda2 yg benar2 asing sama sekali di bumi. Bisa
jadi benda itu adalah medium iblis ataupun akan menteleport kamu ke dunia lain.
4. If you know a planet is
inhabited with thousands of acid bleeding creatures, it is generally not a good
idea to go to that planet and try to bring back one of the creatures.
Jika kamu tahu sebuah planet dihuni oleh ribuan makhluk2 asing, Bukan
ide yg brilian untuk kesana & bawa pulang satupun (apalagi buat
penelitian).
5. If you find a town
which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint, stay
away.
Jika kamu menemukan kota yg 'hilang' atau 'terpencil' yg misterius, aneh,
atau seperti tak berpenghuni, Jangan pernah didatangi/ mampir.
6. Get as much information as
you can about the previous tenants of your new home before you move in. It'll
just save you aggrevation in the long run.
Cari tahu informasi sebanyak2nya mengenai penghuni terdahulu, sebelum kamu
memutuskan untuk pindah rumah.
7. Ask why the estate is being
sold so cheap.
Kamu patut bertanya & curiga kenapa rumah tersebut dijual sangat
murah.
8. Stay away from 'quaint'
hotels and inns. Go for the brand names.
Jauhi hotel/ motel melati gak jelas. Cari hotel yg dah punya nama.
9. Try hard to recall any
strange dreams you may have recently had. They will inevitably come into play
at some point.
Coba kembali untuk mengingat2 mimpi aneh yg pernah kamu alami. Siapa tahu
(sangat) mungkin kamu akan dejavu.
10. Beware of strangers bearing
tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives,
combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, weed-whackers
or any device made from deceased companions.
Waspada terhadap orang asing yg membawa peralatan & perkakas,
seperti gergaji mesin, mesin staples, segala jenis alat potong, pisau, dan
apapun sejenisnya.
11. If you see a burly man wearing a
hockey mask and toting a hachete/ chainsaw/ axe/ electronic-brain-sucker-thingy, DON’T
stick around to see if he's with the Philadelphia Flyers.
Jika kamu melihat pria tegap menggunakan topeng dan membawa golok, kampak,
gergaji mesin & sejenisnya Jangan diam lama2 & segera menjauh
darinya.
12. Don't take food or drink from any strangers
or new people in town.
Jangan pernah menerima juga makan & minum pemberian dari orang
asing.
13. If it tastes like chicken, don't
ask for seconds.
Jika sebuah makanan yg asing terasa seperti daging ayam Jangan nambah.
14. After hearing the first news
report of a bizarre murder, leave town IMMEDIATELY!
Setelah pertama kali mendengar berita di TV mengenai pembunuhan yg aneh,
segera tinggalkan kota.
15. If any animals, such as Birds,
Pirahna, Spiders, etc. begin to exhibit behavior that seems a bit more hostile
towards mankind than normal, immediately call in the authorities, get out of
that town, and do not try to talk to any scientist who specializes in that
animal (ornithologist and the like) for they will not believe you.
Jika binatang2 berperilaku gak seharusnya, segera panggil yg
berwenang dan segera tinggalkan kota. Jangan mencoba berdebat dgn
ilmuwan spesialis binatang tsb, karena mereka tdk akan percaya padamu.
16.When one of your spaceship's crew finds a
hideous parasite attached to his body (as a result of disobeying the previous
rule), don't let him back on the ship. The guy's dogmeat anyway.
Jika ada anggota kru kamu yang diketahui terdapat semacam parasit di tubuhnya
Jangan biarkan ia satu tempat denganmu. Tinggalin aja.
17. When scientists start saying they have
made a breakthrough in Gene splicing Pull the plug on the project or resign as
C.E.O of the Corporation.
Jika para staff ilmuwan berkata bahwa mereka berhasil menemukan terobosan
dalam rekayasa genetik, Tarik kembali project tsb dan sesegera mungkin
resign sebagai CEO perusahaan tsb.
18. Always be nice to the shy, quiet,
unpopular girl in school.
Baik-baiklah terhadap cewe cupu, pendiam di sekolah. Ati2 kalo ternyata
dia penyihir kayak di The Craft.
19. Never tease anyone. They either gain
extraordinary powers, or go psycho.
Jangan pernah berbuat jahat, ngatain, bullying dsb. ke seseorang. Hati-hati
jika suatu saat mereka berubah jadi maniak & psikopat.
20. Do not take (or borrow) anything from
the dead.
Jangan ambil apapun dari mayat/orang atau sesuatu yg telah mati.
21. Don't make fun of or play with dead
things.
Jangan pernah bercanda/ iseng/ jahil dengan sesuatu yg mati/ berbau kematian.
22. If someone tells you to do or not to
do something (example: DON’T fall asleep, DON’T go out there, DON’T go look for
the homicidal-chainsaw-wielding psychopath by yourself) by all means, LISTEN TO
THEM!!
Jika seseorang berkata jangan lakukan ini-itu, seperti: "Jangan
tertidur..", "Jangan pergi kesana.." Maka, dengerin coy!
23. Whenever someone warn's you not to go
up, down, under or over there, whatever you do, don't go! (They are only trying
to save you from a most certain and Horrible death)
Dengarkan orang yg memperingatkanmu agar jangan ke atas, ke bawah,
ke sana-ke sini Kecuali kamu pengen riwayatmu tamat.
24. When your loved one is
infected/assimilated/zombified/possessed or whatever and someone grabs your arm
and says 'It's too late for her/him' BELIEVE THEM! Shoot the former human and
get the hell away from there!
Jika seseorang yg kamu cintai terinfeksi/ kesurupan, dan sejenisnya, lalu
ada orang yg menggenggam tanganmu seraya berkata "Sudah terlambat
untuknya.." percayalah, dan pergi secepat mungkin dari situ.
25. Always listen to the crazy man warning
you something bad is going to happen, because he's probably right!
Selalu pasang kuping baik2 dan dengarkanlah kata2 orang gila yg memperingatkanmu
sesuatu yg buruk akan terjadi.
26. When someone tells you not to look
behind you, don't!
Jika seseorang memperingatkanmu agar jgn melihat/ menoleh ke belakang, Sebaiknya
kamu percaya.
27. Sex = Death.
Seks = Kematian. :P
28. If you value your life, stay a virgin.
Jika kamu mau selamat & menghargai hidupmu Tetaplah jadi
perawan ting-ting.
29. If you are a child, don't panic!
Monsters only attack overly horny teenagers. Children can NOT be killed in a
movie, only possessed or absorbed. So cheer up!.
Si bad guy hanya menyerang remaja & orang dewasa yg horny. Jika kamu
anak2, jangan panik, paling2 kamu cuman kesurupan. :P
30. Avoid men in black.
Hindari pemuda yg suka bergelap2an ria.
31.While in a horror film, never bathe,
especially when in the house alone.
Jangan mandi, terutama jika di rumah sendirian.
32. Don't be a lurker. Lurkers creep in
the shadows, watching people make out. They are always the first to go.
Jangan jadi pengintip. Apalagi ngintipin orang hooh di tempat2 gelap.
Dijamin kamu yg jadi hidangan pembuka.
33. If you are female and you just found
any of your friends dead by any means it's probably not the time to get naked
and take a shower.
jika kamu cewe dan baru saja menemukan temanmu tewas, berarti
bukan saatnya bugil dan mandi.
34. Do not, under *any* circumstances,
ever go skinny dipping, especially at night.
Jangan coba2 berenang bugil malem2.
35. Don't accept sexual advances of ANYONE
who never knew or liked you previously.
Jangan pernah coba2 hooh sama orang asing/ orang yg baru saja kamu
kenal.
36. If you answer the phone and hear
someone breathing heavy on the other end, never assume it is your boyfriend
playing a trick on you. And never never, never, say "come on over, my
parents are gone for the weekend."
Jika kamu menerima telepon dan mendengar suara bernapas berat di seberang jangan
pernah mengira ia adalah pacarmu, apalagi sampai bilang "Ke sini dong, papi
mami lagi di luar kota nih.."
37.When you walk into a room/ house etc, ALWAYS
at least TRY to switch the lights on.
Sebelum masuk suatu ruangan, biasakan menyalakan lampu terlebih
dahulu.
38.Cigarette lighters are always handy things
to have on you.
Bawalah selalu pemantik/ korek api, krn itu akan berguna untukmu.
39. NEVER ever pick up hitch hickers on
deserted rural roads, especially if you live in texas.
Jangan pernah memberi tumpangan pada orang asing di jalanan sepi/ asing.
(klo saya sopir taksi gimana pak..?)
40. If you hear weird music start to play
run like hell.
Jika kamu tiba2 mendengar musik yg aneh diputar, segera lari. (kayak
Lentera Merah)
41.NEVER go back for anything you lost,
anywhere.
Jangan ambil kembali sesuatu/ barang yg ketinggalan, dimanapun, kapanpun.
42. Don't get locked in any building or
business after hours.
Jangan sampe deh terkunci di gedung setelah jam pulang kerja.
43. If the Damn power suddenly shuts
off Don't go try to fix the generator.
Jika tiba2 listrik mati Jangan mencoba2 untuk membetulkannya.
44. If you are home alone and hear a noise
coming from another room or outside your window, don't assume it's just the
house settling or the wind.
Jika kamu sendirian di rumah dan mendengar suara mencurigakan Jangan
sekali2 berasumsi bahwa itu adalah suara dari rumah (yg sudah tua) atau suara
angin.
45. Don't work the night shift.
Jangan kerja shift malam. Kalo jadwal ronda gimana dong..
46. Don't open the door.
Jangan coba2 membukakan pintu (untuk orang/ sesuatu yg asing).
47. Never watch a horror movie while
you're in a horror movie.
Jangan pernah nonton film horror dalam film horror. (kayak di The Ring)
48. Never, EVER go to the attic,
closet, barn, basement, dark alley, dark anywhere else, the all-concealing
shadows, the woods or the lake.
Jangan pernah coba2 pergi ke loteng, kamar mandi, kandang hewan, basemen,
gang/ lorong sempit, tempat yg gelap, hutan, atau danau. Apalagi sendirian.
49. DO NOT go into the dark room.
Jangan pergi ke ruangan/ kamar gelap.
50. Stay indoors on the night of a full
moon.
Jangan keluar malam2 saat bulan purnama.
51. Never, under any circumstances, go to
summer camp.
Jangan pernah pergi kemping musim panas.
52. Stay on the Interstate.
Tetaplah berkendara di jalan utama. Jangan coba2 ambil jalan pintas.
53. Always check the back seat of your
car.
selalu cek kursi belakang mobilmu.
54. When you have the benefit of numbers,
NEVER pair off or go alone.
Jika kamu datang bareng2 Jangan pernah berpencar atau pergi ke manapun
sendirian.
55. Do not go search for something in the
basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
Jangan pernah ngecek sesuatu ke bawah basemen. Apalagi jika listrik mati/
gelap.
56. Never say “Who’s there?”.
Jangan pernah berkata/ menanyakan “ada orang di sana?"
atau "Siapa di situ..?"
57. If you're searching for something
which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room
immediately if you value your life.
Jika kamu sedang mencari asal muasal bunyi aneh/ misterius dan ternyata itu
adalah suara kucing, segera tinggalkan ruangan itu jika kamu sayang sama
dirimu.
58. If the phone lines are dead, and you
hear footsteps upstairs, when you're supposed to be alone, don't follow the
noises to see who your "guest" is. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. Unless you want
to die!!
Jika saluran telepon mati dan kamu mendengar suara langkah kaki di lantai
atas waktu kamu sendirian, jangan coba2 mencari tahu. Cepet kabur
kecuali kamu pengen mati.
59. If you sense something is behind you,
don’t bother turning around to check. Just run.
Jika kamu merasa ada sesuatu di belakangmu, jangan berusaha mencari
tahu. Kabuur.
60. If you're a male, get out of there as
fast as possible! The only one who ever survives is a female.
Jika kamu cowok Segera kabur atau tamatlah riwayatmu! Yang (hampir
dipastikan) survive satu-satunya hanya cewek. =_=”
61. If you are a female, never show your
breasts, easy women are expendable.
Wanita yang mengumbar (.)(.) adalah yg paling gampang & cepat modar.
62. Never be funnier than the main
character.
Jangan mencoba untuk bertingkah lebih lucu, kocak, katrok dibanding tokoh utama.
63.When you're in a group, sleep in shifts.
When you're alone, drink a LOT of coffee.
Jika kamu berkelompok, tidurlah bergantian. kalo sendirian,
minum kopi banyak2.
64. Never try to trick your friends into
believing that YOU are the monster. If the real monster doesn't kill you, your
friends will.
Jangan pernah iseng/ bohongi temanmu bahwa kamu adalah si bad guy.
Jika si bad guy beneran gak sempat membunuhmu, temanmu yg akan
melakukannya.
65. If you are a jerk, kill yourself. Save
yourself and others a lot of pain.
Jika kamu adalah orang brengsek nomor wahid, mending bunuh diri cepet2 deh.
Jgn jadi beban bagi yg laen.
66. Skeptics are always proved wrong in
some horrible, nasty, painful way. Be a believer.
Jangan jadi brengsek yg skeptis/ selalu tdk percaya sama omongan orang
lain.
67. If you're not a main character,
suicide is a quicker and easier way out.
Jika kamu bukan tokoh utama, Bunuh diri adalah jalan keluar
paling mudah & cepat.
68. Don't be a smart-ass. It'll only get
you killed.
Jangan sotoy, klo gak pengen dibantai.
69. People driven by veangance always die.
Pendendam dan orang yang gatel pengen membunuh (hampir) pasti akan
mati.
70. Feel no guilt.
Jgn jadi orang yg egois dan gak pernah merasa bersalah.
71. If you are wounded by flesh-eating
zombies, abandon all hope, because sooner or later, no matter how many
anti-biotics you take, yer gonna become one of 'em.
Jika kamu terluka gara2 zombie Jangan banyak berharap deh, cepat/ lambat,
sebanyak apapun antibiotik yg kamu minum, Riwayatmu sebagai manusia bakal tamat.
72. If you feel funny and start to grow
hair, shoot yourself in the head with a silverbullet at once.
Jika kamu merasa aneh dan mulai tumbuh bulu2 di badanmu. Itu tandanya
kamu harus segera membidik kepala/ jantungmu dgn peluru perak.
73. Don't volunteer to go for help!
Jangan sok-sok berani pengen cari bantuan.
74. Never say “I’ll be right back.” You won’t
be. End of story.
Jangan pernah bilang "aku akan balik lagi!" karena kamu gak
akan pernah balik lagi.
75. If you send your husband down to check
out a mysterious sound and he doesn't return within five minutes, don't go
downstairs. He's probably already dead.
Jika kamu menyuruh seseorang untuk ngecek suara aneh dan ia gak kembali
dalam 5 menit Jangan nyusul, krn ia (mungkin) sudah mati.
76. Don't bother telling another character
to "Stay in the car." They won't anyway, and will end up saving you.
Gak usah repot2 nyuruh teman seperjalananmu untuk tetap tinggal di mobil.
Percuma saja, gak akan didengerin, malah (mungkin) ia akan (berusaha) menyelamatkanmu.
77. If you're gonna go out, don't do it
quietly. Take out those annoying friends of yours with you.
Jika kamu benar2 harus keluar, jangan sendirian deh. Suruh temanmu yg
brengsek & menyebalkan untuk nemenin (sebagai tumbal).
78. Make sure that your buddy is slower,
weaker, or dumber than you are.
Pastikan teman di sampingmu lebih lamban, lemah, dan bodoh
dibanding dirimu.
79. Self-sacrifice is a bad idea, as the
person you saved will usually die anyway.
Jangan sok mempertaruhkan nyawamu untuk orang lain, karena
nantinya orang itu akan mati juga.
80. People arriving to rescue you
generally get ambushed by the monster, so don't rely on them as your only means
of escape. In fact, expect to be surprised and delayed by encountering their
flayed corpse at some point.
Jangan tergantung orang2 yg akan datang menyelamatkanmu, karena mereka pasti
akan berpapasan dengan si bad guy. Jangan kaget jika suatu saat
malah kamu yg menemukan jasad mereka.
81. If you assist the villian, do not
expect gratitude in exchange for your services. In fact, do not expect anything
other than death, which will come in the final minutes and usually over the
girl you have become attracted to, but the villian wants as this own.
Jika kamu berusaha membantu si bad guy Jangan harap apapun
sebagai imbalannya, kecuali kamu akan tetap mati pada akhirnya.
82. If you stumble across the body of a
dead friend, do not go looking for the rest of your friends, because they're
probably dead too.
Jika tiba2 di tengah jalan kamu menemukan mayat temanmu Jangan mencoba untuk
mencari teman2mu yg lainnya, karena sangat mungkin mereka juga sudah mati.
83. Never walk backwards!
Jangan pernah sekali2 berjalan mundur!
84. If you happen to run into a house with
the monster behind you and lock the door, DON'T stand near the door!
Jika kamu terperangkap bersama si bad guy didalam rumah.
Kunci pintu & jangan pernah berdiri/ senderan didepan pintu. (oon
luh..)
85. Never pick up the phone and call for
help, chances are your phone will be dead and the next thing you'll see is the
monster swinging some sort of sharp object.
Jangan pernah telepon untuk minta bantuan, sebab saluran teleponnya pasti
mati, lalu si bad guy akan mengayunkan senjata
tajamnya ke arahmu.
86. If you try to run away, always take
the bus. If you take a car the monster will be in it. Cabbies are always
demonically possessed. Monsters will destroy any plane/boat you try to take.
And you have to go through dark, underground stations to get on a subway.
Mobil, taksi, pesawat, perahu, dan metro adalah kendaraan yg
sebaiknya dihindari saat melarikan diri dari si bad guy. gunakan
bus. Tapi bukannya Jeeper Creeper nyerang bus ya?
87. If you're being chased by a monster
and you find one of your friends who ask "what's wrong?",
don't stop and try to explain. Just tell them to run as you go by. If
they're really your friend they'll follow. If not - that's their tough luck.
Jika sedang dikejar2 bad guy kamu ketemu salah
seorang teman yg bertanya Ada apa Jangan berhenti untuk
menjelaskan. Cukup katakan "Lari..!". Jika mereka memang benar2
sohibmu pasti ikut lari. kalo gak, ya nasib deh..
88. If you should run across one of the
escape routes from the previous rule that is made of glass, DO NOT waste time
pounding on it. Breaking it would prove to be a better course of action.
(Remember, a cut-up hand is better than a chest wound).
Jika kamu dapat kesempatan untuk melarikan diri dan bertemu jalan keluar
dari kaca (jendela, pintu kaca dan sejenisnya) Jangan cuman digedor2, ancurin
aja. Inget tangan yg sobek/ terluka lebih mending daripada dada yg
terkoyak.
89. If a maniac or monster or zombie is
trying to get into your house, don't decide to try and find your lost cat or
dog. Give it up, Fido and Fluffy are on their own.
Jika kamu terpaksa berlari kedalam rumah dari kejaran si bad guy.
Jangan coba2 mencari binatang piaraanmu. Relakan saja mereka.
90.When the bad guy stops to tell you what he’s
gonna do to you, that's when you RUN AWAY!
Jika si bad guy tiba2 berhenti bicara atas apa yg akan ia
perbuat terhadap dirimu, Itu saat yg tepat untuk lari, karena tandanya
waktu ajal telah mendekat.
91.When running away from the killer/monster,
NEVER run upstairs. Just get out of the house.
Jika kamu dikejar bad guy, jangan pernah lari ke lantai atas
atau turun ke basemen. Secepatnya keluar saja dari rumah itu!
92. Never hide in a closet; the killer WILL
find you.
Jangan pernah sembunyi di WC Karena si bad guy pasti
akan menemukanmu.
93. If you are running away from the
killer/monster, don’t even try to start the car. It doesn’t matter if the car
is brand new, it won’t start.
Jika kamu melarikan diri dari kejaran si bad guy, jangan
coba2 pake mobil. Pasti mesinnya gak akan hidup, walaupun mobilnya
baru dan keren. (gak ada bensinnya aja..)
94. Whatever you do, NEVER look back when
running from the bad guy. He’ll pop up right in front of you.
Jangan pernah nengok ke belakang jika sedang berlari dari kejaran bad
guy karena ia akan muncul tiba2 di depanmu.
95. When you have actually gotten a
monster down on the ground with your gun, immediately empty all your shots in
the monsters' head.
Jika kamu berhasil menembak jatuh si bad guy, segera tembakkan
semua sisa pelormu ke kepalanya.
96. If you are using a gun to combat the
all-comsuming evil, it is a good idea to quickly find a new means of defense,
because no matter how much ammo you have, you'll run out just before you kill
the monster.
Jika kamu melawan si bad guy dengan senjata api, sebaiknya
kamu segera mencari bentuk pertahanan yg lain karena seberapapun banyaknya
amunisimu, pasti akan habis sebelum kamu membunuh si bad guy.
97. When it appears you have killed the
monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead.
Ketika kamu telah membunuh bad guy, jangan pernah ngecek apakah
ia benar2 mati.
98. Never, never, NEVER try to remove the
mask from the 'dead' villain. He'll just get up again, and this time he's gonna
be pissed.
Jangan pernah sekali2 melepas topeng si bad guy yg kamu
kira sudah mati. Dia akan segera bangkit, dan kali ini dia benar2 ngamuk.
99. The monster is never dead until
everyone else is!
Yg perlu diingat, seberapa besarpun usahamu untuk membunuhnya, Si bad
guy gak akan pernah (benar2) mati sebelum semua orang pada mati!
taken from kaskus dengan sedikit editan ^_^v
